Tubby is not a dog, he is a MONSTER!

Tubby is supposed to be a dog, but he isn't. He is a crazy monkey. He's already passed his puppy stage but now he acts worst than a puppy. Every time we go to visit my friend, Lily, Tubby has been chewing on her expensive furniture. The dining table and chairs legs are all chewed up. Since I can't afford to buy such a expensive piece of furniture, Lily decided we could just go to Home Depot and get some sand paper and paint. We got our friends, Wayne and Irene to help out too. It actually turned out to be pretty good. The furniture looks kinda antique anyways.

I didn't think it was possible for Tubby to get in any more trouble, but was I wrong.. Me and Dan brought Angel and Tubby to grandma's farm house yesterday. There were pigs, cows, chickens and horses. Previously Tubby ran out of our store across the street when he saw a police horse and actually tried to beat it up by biting the back of the horses foot! Scary! Dan brought Tubby to meet the pigs and cows right besides the grandma's house last night. He was okay with the pigs but after Dan showed Tubby the cows, Tubby ran over the gate and chased after all 5 cows and got kicked by one of the cows. Luckily, Tubby wasn't hurt though.

You'd think its impossible for Tubby to cause any more trouble but you'd be wrong! Grandma's house is very big and full of dog's treats and toys. Whenever Tubby isn't around me, I know he is up to no good. I went look for Tubby and finally I caught him eating a pig ear! We don't give him the ears since 1 ear = diarrhea and that isn't fun at all! So I opened up his mouth and tried to take out the big piece that he was quickly trying to swallow and he bit my finger, it wasn't intentional though he was just chewing and my finger was in the wrong place at the wrong time but still. My nail is cracked and bleeding and really sore.

He is the craziest dog ever, but I still love him though.